The Diana Chronicles
A series of birthday cards I've drawn over the years. They all feature the Princess of Hearts (Princess Lady Diana - The People's English Rose) in a variety of situations. I would draw them, then take a photo on the iphone and colour them in Photoshop.
The Pete Doherty Files
This was inspired by the photo of Pete Doherty mid-blink which was constantly used by the Daily Mail to demonstrate how he looked when inebriated. If you like Pete Doherty, Rusty Lee and/or Thom York, you may like this cautionary tale of not helping your neighbours.
The Pilot
Getting a job as a pilot is easy if you can rhyme, "cane and plane". The original drawing of this story is currently hanging on my wardrobe in the bedroom.
Michael and Boogie
The first cartoon I drew after going to University whilst working as a data entry-ist for a car fleet in Birmimgham. I had to type numberplates into their 486 Pcs, then wait for the Access database to crunch the seven digits and send them via the dial-up internet to whoever needed them. This gave me a considerable amount of time to read books, play the Gameboy and draw cartoons like this one.
Michael and Boogie - Panda Island
The sequel to Michael and Boogie. Boogie was a real cat who continually sh*t himself, shouted at things for no reason and loved putting his face in your armpit. If he was a person, he'd have been locked up in a secure unit.
The ending of this story still make me smile (I am fully aware laughing at your own joke is frowned upon by poilte society).
Brian - Pirate
This started off as a sketch of a man with a bumfluff moustache. I scanned it into Photoshop and started colouring in before I knew about the benefits of layers. This story is also available animated by clicking HERE
Brian - Hide and Seek
The sequel to "Brian - Pirate". I remember coming up with the story in a sunny car park opposite Afflecks Palace in Manchester whilst waiting to pick somoeone up.
It Started In The Bath
Another story I started and had no way of ending. This one ended up being a tale of morality and hygene. Please remember to wash inbetween your toes.
Things You Will Need
How to catch a monkey. I have no idea if this works but good luck if you need to try it.
Miscellaneous
I just had to look up how to spell "miscellaneous". Turns out I know EXACTLY how to spell it and got it correct first time. Moral: Always trust your instincts.
